Saddam, Is That You?
I had just gotten away from you and finally sat down to eat something when I turned on the television to see that CNN, Fox, and ABC are reporting that they think they have captured Saddam Hussein. It is being reported that there will be a news conference at 6:00a.m. to tell us if, in fact, this is Saddam or just one of his look alikes. This person was captured in a raid in Tikrit. They are going to do a DNA test to see for sure. If this is indeed Saddam, what in the hell are they planning on doing with him? Will he go to jail? If so, where? Will Bush put him in a car similar to the Pope mobile and parade him all over the United States traveling in a car behind it waving his hands while saying, "I told you that I was going to catch this bastard! After all he has weapons of maaas destruction and wants to kill us all." Gee, I wonder why.
What I want to know is how can we catch Saddam and not catch Bin Laden? I think that if Bush put the effort in catching Bin Laden that he did in catching Saddam, then he or whoever should be able to find the asshole by now.
Anyhow, I was sitting there when I saw this and felt overwhelmed to write about it. Do you realize that you will not be able to get away from this story for weeks? Michael Jackson is damn happy about this news most of all. I am going to keep up with this story until, well until I've had enough. I will come back as this story progresses and update the Saddam report.
Update, they re now saying that he had a fake beard. Ha, Ha, Ha!  ¶ 3:01 AM