Are You Horny?
I wrote this while watching the Stanley Cup finals, so I'm just going to type it as I was writing it in my journal. M'kay!

I'm just sitting here with Tigger watching the Stanley Cup finals and I just had the weirdest thought. (We are now in OT. This is one of the best games that I've seen in a while.)

Anyway, back to my weird thought. I wonder if animals still get horny after they've been neutered, fixed, whatevah! My Mom has a horse that is no longer a stud, but every time one of the females (mares) goes into heat, he tries to fuck them. I find that sad because you know that he couldn't possibly "get off". I guess with males it is just their instinct to try and fuck anything and everything. (Ok, I know that was a rude statement, but you know it's true. Every now and then there is an exception, but not often.)

I was brushing Tigger's hair and she started grooming herself. She then proceeded to clean her hoo-hah area. That is when I started to wonder if she ever got horny. If she does, that rules that she has the ability to go down on herself. (YOGA! PEOPLE! YOGA!) I just don't want her doing it in front of me, I may get jealous. (Kitty Porn! Heeee!!!)

I guess it would be like a man that couldn't get it up and had to take Viagra. In a way, it's like he's been fixed. Yet, he is still horny. Obviously so or he would not be paying 10 dollars a pill for that shit. I just think that it would totally suck if you got horny, but couldn't have an orgasm. If any of you are suffering from this problem, I'll keep you in my prayers.

Speaking of the big "O", I have met so many people that say that they have never had one. OH MY GOD!!! Could you imagine? I mean, I understand not having one EVERY time, but NEVER. Hell, I get all pissed off and frustrated if I don't have one every time.

There should be a free masturbation course provided for these women. Trust me, if your man/woman can't get the job done for you, you can. Would I lie to you? I mean really, I had an orgasm when I lost my virginity and I've been having them every since. (Praise the Lord!)

I'm finding myself horny watching this hockey game. Ha! Ha! Think badly of me, I so don't care. There are a bunch of big sweaty pumped up men skating around with their "big sticks" chasing the puck. (which conviently rhymes with fuck) And oddly enough the puck is round and shaped like a BIG "O"!!

Well, shit, Tampa lost, but we still have hope for Saturday. Go Team Go!!!  ¶ 9:12 PM