Funny Quotes And Good Adivce
I've been a paradise, but I've never been a me!
Edina from Absolutely Fabulous

Never trust a naked bus driver.
Woody Allen in Anything Else

It's hotter than two rats fucking in a sock!
Patrick (and yes, i know he's not the first to say this, but he's the first person that i've ever heard it from.)

Don't give up the ship, but be patient. No two people work at the same speed.
De Matt (Pinky)

Oh Darling, the sniveling little bitch has written a piece of shit! That's all.
Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous

If I ever get married again; I want her to love the shit out of some Popeye's!
Shallow Matthew

It's not cheating if you're with two girls because they kind of cancel each other out.
Some guy from Road Trip

No, of course I like you. It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you.
Marlin from Finding Nemo (yes, i'm a little behind. i just saw it sat.) How wonderful of a quote is that? I think that I've been told that before. Heee!!!

Finally, I guess this isn't a quote, but it really fucking cool.
The Wrath of Chacka Chann , what a fucking awesome name for a band!
Jay


I do have an entry that I'm dying to do. It will have to be later today, because my tired ass needs to go to bed. I will tell you that it has to do with the fact that I'm horny for Super Heros.

Let me be your latex girl, PLEASE!!!!!!  ¶ 1:00 AM