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Friday, June 18, 2004
Horny For Super Heros
I don't know if it's the outfits or their super powers or what, but they turn me on. I have just recently reconized this horniness for them, but I guess that it has always been there.
SUPERMAN
I remember when I first saw Superman at a very young age that I was oddly attracted to him. Now, as I look back Christopher Reeves, Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman was pretty damn sexy. MEOW!!! The tight outfit that he wore was just too hot. When he would rip those silly Clark clothes off and change into Superman, WOW! The way he would save people while still managing to look calm, in control, and extremely sexy totally hooked me. I still get a little tingle down under when I see Superman to this day.
WOLVERINE
Ok! Ok! For all of my regular readers, y'all know how I feel about Hugh. To the new ones, he is (to me) the purrrfect specimen of a male. Anyway, he is also a Super Hero. Though I would like to see Hugh Jackman, Logan a.k.a. Wolverine with better hair. I know that it's suspose to look that way. Afterall, he is playing Wolverine not The Gay Blade. He is still sexy as all get out. He could shave his head for all I care. I'd still do him in a New York minute. My favorite was in X-Men 2 when he flipped through the air and killed an evil fucker with each hand/claw/whatever. MEOW!!! Having sex with Wolverine would be kind of risky. You know when he gets too excited the claws come out. I guess that I would just have to break out the hand cuffs and have my way with him. Heee!!! Wolverine's outfit isn't quite Superman or Spiderman, but when he finally gets to wear his leather/pleather/whatever, all I have to say is WOW!
SPIDERMAN
Alright now, I never really thought Spiderman was oh-so-sexy. That was until I saw Tobey Maguire, Peter Parker a.k.a. Spiderman on Oprah the other day. I've seen the first Spiderman, but really didn't pay too much attention. Damn, Tobey in that tight, tight, sexy latex outfit with that nothing, but muscle body and that purrrfect ass. MEOW!!! (I've since watched Spiderman like 4 times. Some parts had to be watched in slow motion.) When he was on Oprah, he was talking about the making of the outfit. He said that he had to lay still for hours while someone poured liquid latex all over him to get it just right. (I'm saddened by the fact that I'm almost 30 and have just figured out what I want to do as a career. I want to be the "latex girl"!) What a grrreat job! I'm scared to death of spiders, really, big or small if I see one, I totally freak. But, Spiderman could come and spin a web around me any time he wanted!!!
Don't even get me started on Batman. There are just too many and I haven't got the time to talk about each one, but yet again, what sexy outfits they wore.
Yes, all of these actors are extremely sexy, but maybe it's that "Oh save me!" woman in the back of my mind. I don't know what it is, but the get me hot. I don't know if this makes me a horny old pervert of what, but I am Horny For Super Heros!!!
This really has nothing to do with Super Heros, but I've always had this thing for men in baseball uniforms. (I guess some people would call them heros.) It's not as much that I like them as much as I like their pants. There is just something about those pants that can make almost anyone look like they have a grrreat ass. Don't get me wrong, I love baseball. My fav-o-rite player is Randy Johnson a.k.a. The Big Unit. I love almost all sports, but that is not the point. My friends laugh at me because I've been known to say a time or two that if I were ever Mayor, Governor, President, or even The Fashion Police that I would pass a law that every Sunday by at least 1pm, all men would have to wear baseball pants for the remainder of the day. This would give them plenty of time to go to church with their families, eat lunch/brunch, screw their mistresses and be home in plenty of time to "suit up!"
You know that you're horny now just after reading this. If not, just think, if I were the "latex girl", I could make an outfit for myself and one for my future girlfriend. Imagine that as you masturbate. I know I will. So go now and "do your thing" and have a grrreat weekend!!!
I don't know if it's the outfits or their super powers or what, but they turn me on. I have just recently reconized this horniness for them, but I guess that it has always been there.
SUPERMAN
I remember when I first saw Superman at a very young age that I was oddly attracted to him. Now, as I look back Christopher Reeves, Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman was pretty damn sexy. MEOW!!! The tight outfit that he wore was just too hot. When he would rip those silly Clark clothes off and change into Superman, WOW! The way he would save people while still managing to look calm, in control, and extremely sexy totally hooked me. I still get a little tingle down under when I see Superman to this day.
WOLVERINE
Ok! Ok! For all of my regular readers, y'all know how I feel about Hugh. To the new ones, he is (to me) the purrrfect specimen of a male. Anyway, he is also a Super Hero. Though I would like to see Hugh Jackman, Logan a.k.a. Wolverine with better hair. I know that it's suspose to look that way. Afterall, he is playing Wolverine not The Gay Blade. He is still sexy as all get out. He could shave his head for all I care. I'd still do him in a New York minute. My favorite was in X-Men 2 when he flipped through the air and killed an evil fucker with each hand/claw/whatever. MEOW!!! Having sex with Wolverine would be kind of risky. You know when he gets too excited the claws come out. I guess that I would just have to break out the hand cuffs and have my way with him. Heee!!! Wolverine's outfit isn't quite Superman or Spiderman, but when he finally gets to wear his leather/pleather/whatever, all I have to say is WOW!
SPIDERMAN
Alright now, I never really thought Spiderman was oh-so-sexy. That was until I saw Tobey Maguire, Peter Parker a.k.a. Spiderman on Oprah the other day. I've seen the first Spiderman, but really didn't pay too much attention. Damn, Tobey in that tight, tight, sexy latex outfit with that nothing, but muscle body and that purrrfect ass. MEOW!!! (I've since watched Spiderman like 4 times. Some parts had to be watched in slow motion.) When he was on Oprah, he was talking about the making of the outfit. He said that he had to lay still for hours while someone poured liquid latex all over him to get it just right. (I'm saddened by the fact that I'm almost 30 and have just figured out what I want to do as a career. I want to be the "latex girl"!) What a grrreat job! I'm scared to death of spiders, really, big or small if I see one, I totally freak. But, Spiderman could come and spin a web around me any time he wanted!!!
Don't even get me started on Batman. There are just too many and I haven't got the time to talk about each one, but yet again, what sexy outfits they wore.
Yes, all of these actors are extremely sexy, but maybe it's that "Oh save me!" woman in the back of my mind. I don't know what it is, but the get me hot. I don't know if this makes me a horny old pervert of what, but I am Horny For Super Heros!!!
This really has nothing to do with Super Heros, but I've always had this thing for men in baseball uniforms. (I guess some people would call them heros.) It's not as much that I like them as much as I like their pants. There is just something about those pants that can make almost anyone look like they have a grrreat ass. Don't get me wrong, I love baseball. My fav-o-rite player is Randy Johnson a.k.a. The Big Unit. I love almost all sports, but that is not the point. My friends laugh at me because I've been known to say a time or two that if I were ever Mayor, Governor, President, or even The Fashion Police that I would pass a law that every Sunday by at least 1pm, all men would have to wear baseball pants for the remainder of the day. This would give them plenty of time to go to church with their families, eat lunch/brunch, screw their mistresses and be home in plenty of time to "suit up!"
You know that you're horny now just after reading this. If not, just think, if I were the "latex girl", I could make an outfit for myself and one for my future girlfriend. Imagine that as you masturbate. I know I will. So go now and "do your thing" and have a grrreat weekend!!!
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