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Friday, June 11, 2004
Strange Sleeper
I'm not only the nicest fucking person that I know, I'm the weirdest. This is a funny story that happened to me months ago, but I'm just now getting around to it. I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the restroom and there was brown stuff all over the sheets. I thought to myself, "I know that I didn't crap in the fucking bed!" I went to the restroom and NO, I didn't shit in the bed, but what in the hell was that stuff all over the bed? As I was getting ready to go back to bed, I was standing in front of the mirror when I turned and noticed that there was a Lindst truffle label stuck to my ass!! Y'all know how much I LOVE my chocolate in the middle of the night, but that was a bit much!
There was this one time when I was still living with Pepe that I had a sticky accident with Gatorade. I had a HUGE bottle of orange Gatorade on the bedside table and started pouring it all over the table. Pepe asked me what in the hell I was doing. I replied, "cleaning!" He told me to stop, but I kept on pouring. He then took it away from me. Oh, but I had a secret bottle of "orange cleaner" on the floor and started to clean again. Pepe finally got me out of my sleep state and woke my ass up. Once I figured out what I'd done, I felt like the biggest idiot, but it was classic NN.
Does anyone else out there think that Paul Stanley is a drag queen? Another entry for another day. Have a grrrreat weekend!!! To all of the freaky fucks reading this and trying to get an insight on me and my personal life, good luck!!
I'm not only the nicest fucking person that I know, I'm the weirdest. This is a funny story that happened to me months ago, but I'm just now getting around to it. I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the restroom and there was brown stuff all over the sheets. I thought to myself, "I know that I didn't crap in the fucking bed!" I went to the restroom and NO, I didn't shit in the bed, but what in the hell was that stuff all over the bed? As I was getting ready to go back to bed, I was standing in front of the mirror when I turned and noticed that there was a Lindst truffle label stuck to my ass!! Y'all know how much I LOVE my chocolate in the middle of the night, but that was a bit much!
There was this one time when I was still living with Pepe that I had a sticky accident with Gatorade. I had a HUGE bottle of orange Gatorade on the bedside table and started pouring it all over the table. Pepe asked me what in the hell I was doing. I replied, "cleaning!" He told me to stop, but I kept on pouring. He then took it away from me. Oh, but I had a secret bottle of "orange cleaner" on the floor and started to clean again. Pepe finally got me out of my sleep state and woke my ass up. Once I figured out what I'd done, I felt like the biggest idiot, but it was classic NN.
Does anyone else out there think that Paul Stanley is a drag queen? Another entry for another day. Have a grrrreat weekend!!! To all of the freaky fucks reading this and trying to get an insight on me and my personal life, good luck!!
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