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Friday, August 13, 2004
Gotta Get Drunk
I just had to put a few, well two, funny quotes that I've heard in the last 24 hours. Here goes"
Last night I had the pleasure to watch 4 episodes of Will and Grace. Jack (Sean Hayes) said the funniest thing that I've evah heard while trying to teach Karen to do the fox trot. He said, "Before language, people communicated through intricate choreography, costume changes, and lighting. Language was only invented when unattractive people were born and needed to be commented on." Does that sound like something PS would say or what? I about wet my pants when he said that!!!!
The next one here is from one of my fav-o-rite Willie Nelson songs called I Gotta Get Drunk. Willie says, "There's a lot of doctors that tell me I better start slowing it down, but there's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we better have another round!"
I just love that verse. It's soooo Willie. I've actually met him once. He's a very nice, short, drunk, pot-smoking man that will greet you with a kiss. (With his tongue!! Eww!) What was I to say, hey Willie, you could use some chapstick. He did give me his red bandana and a signed autograph, and a backstage pass for life. How cool is that? I'll Do an all about my love for Willie one day, but as Willie says, I gotta get drunk." I'm taking his advice this evening.
Scoop the poop and have an awesome weekend!!!
I just had to put a few, well two, funny quotes that I've heard in the last 24 hours. Here goes"
Last night I had the pleasure to watch 4 episodes of Will and Grace. Jack (Sean Hayes) said the funniest thing that I've evah heard while trying to teach Karen to do the fox trot. He said, "Before language, people communicated through intricate choreography, costume changes, and lighting. Language was only invented when unattractive people were born and needed to be commented on." Does that sound like something PS would say or what? I about wet my pants when he said that!!!!
The next one here is from one of my fav-o-rite Willie Nelson songs called I Gotta Get Drunk. Willie says, "There's a lot of doctors that tell me I better start slowing it down, but there's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we better have another round!"
I just love that verse. It's soooo Willie. I've actually met him once. He's a very nice, short, drunk, pot-smoking man that will greet you with a kiss. (With his tongue!! Eww!) What was I to say, hey Willie, you could use some chapstick. He did give me his red bandana and a signed autograph, and a backstage pass for life. How cool is that? I'll Do an all about my love for Willie one day, but as Willie says, I gotta get drunk." I'm taking his advice this evening.
Scoop the poop and have an awesome weekend!!!
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