Ms. Tigger and I on the happiest day...
I'm just now getting home from my first day of training at my job. I am pooped. I've been up since 7am. It didn't go all that bad. I do have a take home test to have ready by tomorrow at 4pm. WTF? Oh, and I have like a paragraph of bullshit to push meat to memorize by tomorrow also. FUN!!! All in all, it wasn't that bad. I was getting paid to eat crabcakes, artichoke dip, shrimp and artichoke pizza, and a fabulous piece of carrot cake for dessert. The only problem that I had was that I had to sit there for like 5 or was it 6 hours w/o a cigarette. Now, that sucked big hairy balls!
Desiree is the girl training me and she's a hoot. She'll tell you to fuck off in a minute. I like her for that. Anyway I wanted to post something that her 4 year old daughter asked her recently b/c I thought that it was funny as hell. Cheyanne, "Mom, why are people ugly?" Des said that she didn't quite know how to respond to that one. She just told her that some people were ugly and that some were pretty. I guess that is a good answer for a 4 year old, but I'd had to tell her that unfortunately, not all people are as blessed with beauty as we are. They are purdy!
was sent to me from T-Shirt Hell. The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have been attacking John Kerry's war record. They say he doesn't deserve his medals. Kerry has responded by saying, "They can take away my medals, but they'll never take away my necklace of human ears, or my baby's skull my wife uses as an ashtray." Is that some funny shit or what? That's one of the reasons that I'm voting for this guy, he actually has a sense of humor. I like that in a man.
Scoop the poop or just let your loved ones do it for you!!!