Ivan, Ivan, Ivan
Man, this hurricane Ivan has already started winds up to like 50 miles an hour here. I've been sitting on the porch swing. I love it! When the sun set, it was so Tim Burton like. It was a blackish-blue sky with just a little orange set behind of all of our creepy trees that I just love. But yeah, Ivan. It's some pretty serious shit. This is a level 5 hurricane, though I don't know much about a hurricane unless it's from Pat O's in New Orleans. Accoring to the weather dude, level 5 is pretty fucking high! There are so many people in town. You can't even get a hotel room here. I heard that a lot of people were headed up to Memphis. Good luck to you all.

Speaking of Memphis, PS got back from his trip today. He and Joey had such a good time. I watched the video. I really do wish that I could've gotten of work. Oh, well, Joey, If you are reading, and I know you are b/c you love me. I just wanted to say "hi!' and also thank you for being such a gentleman with my baby. From what I saw on the video, you're a very kind person. I do hope to see you camping soon. Bye!

Just a few things that have been on my mind that I've been meaning to post, but always forget. BUT. Now they have popped in my head, so here they are:
1. Why is there always just one shoe in the road? I mean, what happened to
cause this? I just don't get it. I know you've seen the one shoe in or on the
side of the road. WTF?

2. What's the deal with that fucking shake machine at EVERY Mc Donald's?
I don't care what time of day it is, what time of year it is, but EVERY time
I go to order a shake from Mc D's. (Countryside, Everywhere!) I always get
this back. "Our machine broke!' Really? Try it, go to Mc Donald's and
order a shake. If you get one than you live in an area where your Mc D's
rocks. They totally suck here, but I do have to have it every now and then.

Just b/c I know that sooo many of you are truly concerned about Miss Tiger's well being. She loves it here. She settled in the first night that she was here and since has ruled the roost. Actually, she's in my lap right now. OH, this week is turning out to be so stressful, we have PS's party friday and Miss T gets her shots saturday and I work ALL day and most of the night sunday. This sucks! I just really need some more cash to go towards the party, cake, balloons, etc. Ummm, yeah! If you would like to send me like 10 thousand dollars, just email me and I'll give you my address.

I'm fixing to go back and sit on the swing b/c this weather is so cool.

Scoop the poop, not today!!!
  ¶ 6:21 PM