We'd Have Some Hairy Fucking Babies
The title, you ask. PS and I were talking about if me and other gay friends had a baby together what they would look like. Ok, I'll just tell you that both PS and myself have naturally dark brown hair and brown eyes. (though his are almost black, seriously) Needless to say, we'd have some hairy fucking babies. I don't want to have to take my daughter to get her lip waxed when she's 2 years old. Ha! Ha! Then, I said to him that maybe Father 'o Flannigan and I might have a cute baby b/c he has blonde hair and blue eyes. No, no, no!!! PS told me that his hair is not naturally blonde. Apparently some of us can afford to keep our hair cut and colored. (If anyone wants to treat me to a cut and color feel free, just email me or send check/money/money order/Visa/whatever!) Anyway, PS, told me that Father O' was hairy too and that he even has to get his ass waxed. Ouch!!! SOOO, no hairy babies for me, though, these guys wouldn't donate anyway. If I could find the perfect donor, I could raise the sassiest little girl ever created. I don't need a fucking man to do it. It's like Nike says, "just do it!"

I do want a child one day, soon, considering that I'll be 29 in march. I thought that I'd at least have one by now, but NO! I think that My Fair Lady is fixing to visit me b/c I'm thinking about kids and having a family and that's just wrong!

I need to add that what made yesterday suck even more was that Jets lost to the fucking Bills, assholes. Though, Drew is kinda hot, but he's no Chad. We'll get 'em next week. OK Guys, I know your reading. Go out there and kick some ass!!!

I would also like, I don't like this, to mention that my roommate PS's (like you didn't know that) Grandfather passed away yesterday. I feel so sorry for him. He was like me and really only had the one grandparent. I know there's nothing that I can do, but I think just being here and drinking beer and smoking from the donkey's ass is helping. Matthew sounded like a cool man that lived a long and happy life. I only wish that I got a chance to meet him. I'm not telling you anymore about him b/c PS is going to do an entry about him and it will be spiritual. To all of my readers, I'd like you to send some love through the computer for my baby who is suffering a great loss. May you Rest In Peace, Matthew. I just knew that he was cool, afterall look at his grandson for Christ's sake!!!

Scoop the Poop and watch SpongeBob Squarepants!!!
  ¶ 8:15 PM