Someone's Getting A Spanking
PS made it home and we did the whole domestic thing by going to the grocery together. We're such a cute fucking couple. I swear, if he was not gay, I'd date him just for a pretty accessory. Anyhew, PS did something REALLY bad while he was in the Memphis hole. If you want to know about it, go and listen to his latest talking blog entry. I'm very upset by what he did, but, I'm not his Mom when he's in Memphis, BUT, I am his Mom in Jackson. I think that I'll be nice and let him go and pick out his own switch for me to give him a few licks!!!

I'm just happy that he made it home ok and is feeling better, but I'm still going to kick his ass. I'll wait until Desperate Housewives is over and just attack out of nowhere. That way, he won't be expecting to get an ass kicking.

I don't have to drive to Memphis and kick Brazilian balls b/c Joey did call and attempt to see PS. Unfortunately, they didn't see eachother, but I told PS that by not seeing him will only make him want to see him sooo much more next time. You know how guys are (even the gay ones) once they think that they can have you and that you're totally into them, they blow you off. If you blow them off, for some ungodly reason, they only want you more. So, you go, PS!!!

Ok, Our show is fixing to start. I'm sure that I'll be back later!!!

Scoop the Poop later!!!
  ¶ 5:42 PM