Ms. Tigger and I on the happiest day...
With Jesus And Black Magic On Your Side, How Can You Go Wrong?
*That was another quote by Dot on MAD TV. It was just so damned funny that I had to put it someplace, so why not here?*
So, let me tell you what I did on my beautiful day off. It was ever so exciting! I watched the yardmen cut all of my beautiful flowers from around the trees that I'd asked them to avoid. Oh well, the yard looks 1000 times better. They did a really good job. They were worth every penny. (or shall I say dollar?)
I then left and ran a few errands. I went and picked up some photos of Mr. Brando. I also got him his very own photo album. They all turned out super cute. I was pleased. He's getting there.
I then went and picked up my seizure meds and filled up with gas. It was 20 dollars. I have a freaking Miata with like an 8 gallon tank. That is insane! It used to cost me 10 dollars to fill that tank up. Arrrgh!!! I then went and got my Tom Selleck mustache waxed. It wasn't quite like Tom's, but I hate any unnecessary body hair. To me, there is no excuse for a woman to have facial hair. It's bad enough that lots of them don't even shave. Yuck!!!
The funnest part of the day was going to the grocery store. It's my absolute favorite. I went in to get Raisin Bran, milk, beer, and lots of my Green Tea. It only took me about an hour in line. FRUSTRATION!!!
I FINALLY get home to see that the milk has leaked all over my cereal. Needless to say, I was pissed. Now, I get to go outside and water my jungle that I've got growing on the front porch. F-U-N!!! At least it's a beautiful day. Of course I had the top down all day. I guess it wasn't that bad.
So, what do you think of all of my imaginary boyfriends that PS put on my blog for me? I thought it was very nice of him to do that for me. It took forever. At least, now while your reading (unless your a straight male) you'll have something pretty to look at. God knows, it ain't me. On that note, I'm going to water the jungle. I think that when I'm finished, I'll sit on the front porch swing and enjoy one of those Bud Lights! I hope that everyone out there had as much fun with their day as I did.