Ms. Tigger and I on the happiest day...
My Little Pony
First, let me start by explaining the title. I stopped at the store last night to get beer and smokes. All they had in bud light were the pony bottles. I was just like, fuck it! I don't feel like stopping across the street b/c I am lazy!
Tonight, when I left work at 12:20am. I stopped at a different store and am now enjoying a bud light. (long neck!!!) Tonight was a swell night of fun! Mon. is 'lil L's birthday. I went by the mall and purchased her a 150 dollar gift card. I also got a card for everyone to sign. I had to leave work to go and pick up the cake. 'lil L asked me where I was going. I replied with the quickest thing that I could think of. I replied, "OMG! We're out of oranges and ran out the door. At least I got to smoke a cigarette while out.
I then get back with it and every one is trying to distract 'lil L. While we quickly got it to the freezer w/o her seeing. Hooray for me! I totally rock!!! I then had to go to Pier 1 to get her gift from Miss L. She was sooo surprised when she got the gift card for 150 dollars from the mall. Miss L got her a 100 dollar gift card from Pier 1. 'lil L said that her husband asked her what she wanted for her birthday. She said that she wanted a gift card from the mall. Thank you! Thank you very much, I'm just the bestest!!!!!!!!
When I returned, Miss L had asked me to go by the grocery to pick up a few items that we need for tomorrow's Mother's Day from hell. Once again, I got to have another smoke. Tonight at work wasn't good, but it wasn't great. I did make 70 dollars and only waited on 4 tables. I guess that's ok.
If I didn't have too run my ass off, I know that I would have made lots more money. I'm hoping to do well tomorrow. We'll just have to see what happens. Well, people, I'm off to watch the last 2 episodes of season one's dvd Dead Like Me. PS turned me on to it and now I'm hooked. This show is like crack. I Love It!!!
Wish me luck tomorrow. I'm just not in the mood for a chaotic day. At least, 'lil L loves me b/c I'm off Monday. Praise Jesus! I'm off to watch my show. I've only got 2 more episodes to watch. Then. it's off to bed I go. I can barely hold my eyes open as I type. Peace, Love and Chicken Poop!