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Friday, August 12, 2005
Sleep? What Is That?
I think I vaguely remember it. Isn't it where you lay down in a bed, on a couch, or the floor, or even sitting in a chair, and close your eyes and sleep? Maybe you even have dreams. (If your lucky, you occasionally dream of Hugh Jackman and he's VERY single!) Is that what it is to go to sleep? Wouldn't know these days. I don't even think that I got a full 4 hours of it last night and you want to know what I'm doing now? Drinking coffee!! Why not? It's not like my head is going to hit a pillow any time soon. I can tell you one thing. Tonight, I'm Ambien bound. I'm going to sleep if it kills me.
My Dad and my cousins are moving all of my furniture out of my house and into the new place tomorrow. I may be there to supervise. I may not. At this point, I'm in such a bitchy mood that I really don't give a big stinky shit! I'm just waiting for the phone to ring, hoping that it's someone that I hate, where I can chew them a new asshole. I've already decided that if one more person calls here and ask to speak with my Mother (they start calling at 7am) that I'm going to tell them that she just took off in the middle of the night and fled to Canada and I don't know how to get in touch with her. Sounds like good fun to me.
Since it seems that I'm going to be awake for a while and my vision is more normal than it has been in months that I'm going to work on my first book. I've decided why read 'em when I could write one that I think would be funny as hell. It's basically going to be the story of my life from the time I was pushed out of my Mother's hoo-hah to my life of today. It should make for some very interesting reading. I have lots to say. Some people may be pissed off about what I write about their part in my life, but the way I look at it is that if you don't like what I write about you, than you shouldn't have been such snobby assholes. Oh, I can't wait! I hope that everyone that I know reads this book. I just may have to send them out as X-mas presents to everyone that has ever known me. I'm sure that I'll be finished by then. Hell, it's only August and at the rate I'm going, I could probably have this bitch out by Halloween. Funny! My life has pretty much been a horror story. Ha! Ha!
On that note, I just got a brand new journal yesterday and I think that I'll go and see what I can accomplish with my writing skills today. Allrighty than, I'm going to write. Maybe I'll see that my life is boring as hell and fall asleep, NOT! Ok, I'm off to make more coffee and get to writing. Don't think that you've heard the last of me today. I'm sure I'll be back with another post later. Until then, have a wonderful day and an even better weekend. Especially my girl Suzannadanna. (If you haven't read her than you are really missing out on some funny reading. Just go to my links and check her out, NOW DAMN IT!) I wuv you girl and Brando sends his love and wanted me to send you some smoochies! He sends you smoochies and just scratches the hell out of me. What kind of love spell have you put on my cat? Ha! Ha!
I just had to come in and add a little something to my other favorite girl. Perpetual Blonde, baby, it definitely sounds like you have your hands full. I must say that it sounds like you are doing a fantastic job of keeping the boys from scratching their 'lil ones. Kudos to you for that! Have a good weekend. I'm glad that you have finally updated, but I do understand that you have been busy as hell. I love the new page design. I'm jealous! To other readers: if you haven't checked out the coolest soccer Mom in the world, then go NOW to my links and read her! You know that you have nothing else to do. If you did, you wouldn't be here! Go, go, go, and check both my gals out. I promise you won't regret it! Have I ever lied to you? Now, GO!!! Go GOPHERS, go!!!
ttfn
I think I vaguely remember it. Isn't it where you lay down in a bed, on a couch, or the floor, or even sitting in a chair, and close your eyes and sleep? Maybe you even have dreams. (If your lucky, you occasionally dream of Hugh Jackman and he's VERY single!) Is that what it is to go to sleep? Wouldn't know these days. I don't even think that I got a full 4 hours of it last night and you want to know what I'm doing now? Drinking coffee!! Why not? It's not like my head is going to hit a pillow any time soon. I can tell you one thing. Tonight, I'm Ambien bound. I'm going to sleep if it kills me.
My Dad and my cousins are moving all of my furniture out of my house and into the new place tomorrow. I may be there to supervise. I may not. At this point, I'm in such a bitchy mood that I really don't give a big stinky shit! I'm just waiting for the phone to ring, hoping that it's someone that I hate, where I can chew them a new asshole. I've already decided that if one more person calls here and ask to speak with my Mother (they start calling at 7am) that I'm going to tell them that she just took off in the middle of the night and fled to Canada and I don't know how to get in touch with her. Sounds like good fun to me.
Since it seems that I'm going to be awake for a while and my vision is more normal than it has been in months that I'm going to work on my first book. I've decided why read 'em when I could write one that I think would be funny as hell. It's basically going to be the story of my life from the time I was pushed out of my Mother's hoo-hah to my life of today. It should make for some very interesting reading. I have lots to say. Some people may be pissed off about what I write about their part in my life, but the way I look at it is that if you don't like what I write about you, than you shouldn't have been such snobby assholes. Oh, I can't wait! I hope that everyone that I know reads this book. I just may have to send them out as X-mas presents to everyone that has ever known me. I'm sure that I'll be finished by then. Hell, it's only August and at the rate I'm going, I could probably have this bitch out by Halloween. Funny! My life has pretty much been a horror story. Ha! Ha!
On that note, I just got a brand new journal yesterday and I think that I'll go and see what I can accomplish with my writing skills today. Allrighty than, I'm going to write. Maybe I'll see that my life is boring as hell and fall asleep, NOT! Ok, I'm off to make more coffee and get to writing. Don't think that you've heard the last of me today. I'm sure I'll be back with another post later. Until then, have a wonderful day and an even better weekend. Especially my girl Suzannadanna. (If you haven't read her than you are really missing out on some funny reading. Just go to my links and check her out, NOW DAMN IT!) I wuv you girl and Brando sends his love and wanted me to send you some smoochies! He sends you smoochies and just scratches the hell out of me. What kind of love spell have you put on my cat? Ha! Ha!
I just had to come in and add a little something to my other favorite girl. Perpetual Blonde, baby, it definitely sounds like you have your hands full. I must say that it sounds like you are doing a fantastic job of keeping the boys from scratching their 'lil ones. Kudos to you for that! Have a good weekend. I'm glad that you have finally updated, but I do understand that you have been busy as hell. I love the new page design. I'm jealous! To other readers: if you haven't checked out the coolest soccer Mom in the world, then go NOW to my links and read her! You know that you have nothing else to do. If you did, you wouldn't be here! Go, go, go, and check both my gals out. I promise you won't regret it! Have I ever lied to you? Now, GO!!! Go GOPHERS, go!!!
ttfn
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