Ms. Tigger and I on the happiest day...
The Perfect Day For Pigs
Men are lying cheating pigs, so this is the perfect holiday for them. They can eat as much as they want and then sit around and lie about it while eating more while watching football and scratching their balls.
I'm at my cool Uncle C's house using his computer. I was informed by my Mother yesterday that I was getting a new computer for X-Mas. Yes, I'm Finally getting a computer. It's about damn time! No really, thanks for the donation. It will be greatly appreciated and used very often.
Back on the topic on how much men suck, I want one. I just want to meet a man that's not a liar or a cheat and likes me for who I am. I want someone that likes me for me and doesn't try to change me. Hey, I've been this way for nearly 30 years, if you haven't changed me yet, your not going to. Why do they always try to try and change you anyway? I don't get it!!! I consider myself to be one of the nicest people that I know. I would do just about anything for anyone if it meant helping them. I fucking rock! I'm a great catch! Should that not be enough? It never is!!! I guess it's hard when you have finally come to the reality that you are destined to live your life alone. That's o.k. though, at least I have The Godfather! I'm just ever so lonely these days. It really sucks ass. I would just like a fried for Christ's sake. Is that too much to ask? I'm sure it is!
Anyhew, for those of you that are living the happily ever after life, have a Happy Holiday!!!