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Ms. Tigger and I on the happiest day...
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Just Bored
I've finally got my computer set up at work. Now I can sit and pretend to be working. Ha! Ha! I just got my computer all Hughed up! It has this beautiful Hugh Jackman screensaver, the clock on the bottom is a pic of Hugh, and when you move the mouse, it's not an arrow. It's a small pic of Hugh. I didn't even know you could do that, but, I once again, found another website made up by someone who is like me and totally obsessed, but very computer savvy. I appreciate this. I like people that can put their obsessions to good use for the otherwise computer stupidly obsessed person like me to use.
This job is ok. I mean, it pays well and I really don't have to be here at a certain time or answer to anyone, but it's boring as hell! On my first day, I noticed that all of these geeky guys kept walking by my office and looking for lame ass excuses to come into my office. Trust me, there is no one up here that I want to date and even if there was, I wouldn't. So, (hee! hee!) I have decided to make myself look like the biggest geek in the world to try and make them go away and it's totally working. I love it! I came in to work yesterday wearing a short sleeved black turtleneck shirt and a black and white shirt that went like 2 inches past my knees with some black sandals. I had a rhinestone butterfly pin on my shirt. I was wearing my black cat eye glasses with rhinestones all over the sides of them. I had my hair pulled back in a ponytail with a black and rhinestone rubberband and the pieces that were falling down around my face, I had them pulled back with these small rhinestone hair pins. Love it! I looked like I had just step out of the Lisa Loeb look alike contest, but I'm totally loving this look. It's very comfortable and I have noticed a decline in the walk by my office and play peek a boo and the I just came in to ask you a stupid question game played by the many of desperate men that work here. Today, I'm wearing a white Polo shirt with a big rhinestone frog on it with some khaki pants with some brown Birk's. My hair is as always, in the pony tail position with my big geeky black rhinestone glasses on my head.
I just want to give all of these dogs the impression that I'm a total prude and I'm here to work and go home and that's all. I don't want to get to know any of them. I don't want them to try and talk to me when I go outside and smoke my cigarette. I don't want to get to know them personally. I just want to come up here, do my job, and get the hell out. I do have one friend that I work with now that I have known for about 10 years and he asked me about "the look" that I was sporting and I told him the story and he thinks that it's absolutely hilarious. He thinks that I'm crazy, but, funny! He said if any of these men kept hitting on me after this, then they deserved whatever punishment they got! Ha! Ha! He also said that if I met anyone that I really connected with (not at work) while still in my disguise, it must be love! Funny! He also said that I should try and meet a guy dressed this way and see what I find and if I really do meet someone with a connection that they would shit when they saw the real me.
I'm having so much fun with this! I like playing dress up every day, love it! Hey, the telephone guy was just here installing my new phone system and didn't give me a second glance. So far, so good! I'll be back tomorrow to tell you what I'm wearing and if anyone is taking notice!
ttfn
I've finally got my computer set up at work. Now I can sit and pretend to be working. Ha! Ha! I just got my computer all Hughed up! It has this beautiful Hugh Jackman screensaver, the clock on the bottom is a pic of Hugh, and when you move the mouse, it's not an arrow. It's a small pic of Hugh. I didn't even know you could do that, but, I once again, found another website made up by someone who is like me and totally obsessed, but very computer savvy. I appreciate this. I like people that can put their obsessions to good use for the otherwise computer stupidly obsessed person like me to use.
This job is ok. I mean, it pays well and I really don't have to be here at a certain time or answer to anyone, but it's boring as hell! On my first day, I noticed that all of these geeky guys kept walking by my office and looking for lame ass excuses to come into my office. Trust me, there is no one up here that I want to date and even if there was, I wouldn't. So, (hee! hee!) I have decided to make myself look like the biggest geek in the world to try and make them go away and it's totally working. I love it! I came in to work yesterday wearing a short sleeved black turtleneck shirt and a black and white shirt that went like 2 inches past my knees with some black sandals. I had a rhinestone butterfly pin on my shirt. I was wearing my black cat eye glasses with rhinestones all over the sides of them. I had my hair pulled back in a ponytail with a black and rhinestone rubberband and the pieces that were falling down around my face, I had them pulled back with these small rhinestone hair pins. Love it! I looked like I had just step out of the Lisa Loeb look alike contest, but I'm totally loving this look. It's very comfortable and I have noticed a decline in the walk by my office and play peek a boo and the I just came in to ask you a stupid question game played by the many of desperate men that work here. Today, I'm wearing a white Polo shirt with a big rhinestone frog on it with some khaki pants with some brown Birk's. My hair is as always, in the pony tail position with my big geeky black rhinestone glasses on my head.
I just want to give all of these dogs the impression that I'm a total prude and I'm here to work and go home and that's all. I don't want to get to know any of them. I don't want them to try and talk to me when I go outside and smoke my cigarette. I don't want to get to know them personally. I just want to come up here, do my job, and get the hell out. I do have one friend that I work with now that I have known for about 10 years and he asked me about "the look" that I was sporting and I told him the story and he thinks that it's absolutely hilarious. He thinks that I'm crazy, but, funny! He said if any of these men kept hitting on me after this, then they deserved whatever punishment they got! Ha! Ha! He also said that if I met anyone that I really connected with (not at work) while still in my disguise, it must be love! Funny! He also said that I should try and meet a guy dressed this way and see what I find and if I really do meet someone with a connection that they would shit when they saw the real me.
I'm having so much fun with this! I like playing dress up every day, love it! Hey, the telephone guy was just here installing my new phone system and didn't give me a second glance. So far, so good! I'll be back tomorrow to tell you what I'm wearing and if anyone is taking notice!
ttfn
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