Ms. Tigger and I on the happiest day...
Let Me Tell You About Jerry
He's the new man in my life and no, he's not real. He's a car. He's not only a car. He's a Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo limited golden edition that I now have in grey. I love him. It has EVERYTHING on it. Literally! This damn thing will actually tell you when to pee if you want it to. It's just the neatest thing ever. I was just in the right place at the right time and couldn't pass up such a good deal. I decided to name him Jerry after my favorite quarterback from Mississippi, Jerry Rice. Because, like Jerry, he totally hauls ass. I'm soo in love! Don't get me wrong, I still love Christopher, but there's just something about Jerry. Maybe it's the fact that not only can he go really fast, but he can dance too! Actually Christopher is getting put in the hospital tomorrow. He's getting a new windshield, a new top, and a new paint job. Afterall, my lil gay car must always look fab-bu-lous!!! This is so great. I mean things are actually starting to look good for me. I'm really starting to like my new job and I just got a new Jeep! How awesome is that?
Starting tomorrow, I'll be working out every day. On Mondays, I'll be going to my kickboxing classes after work, on Tuesdays, I'll be doing step aerobics and then yoga, on Wednesdays, I'll be going to my kickboxing classes, on Thursdays, I'll be doing my step aerobics and then yoga, and on Fridays, I'll be taking an aerobic spin class. I'll also be working out with weights, but I'm going to make a schedule for that. I want to work on my stomach one day, my arms, one day, and my legs one day. I'll figure it out. One thing is for sure, not to brag or anything, but by June my body is going to rock! I'm not working out to lose weight. I'm just working out to burn off some anxiety and tone up my body. Maybe I can put some muscle on my skinny lil self. I was joking with my mother earlier and told her that by June, she would be able to bounce a quarter off my ass. She then laughed and replied that I would first have to get an ass before she could bounce anything off of it. I'll show her!
Anyhew, I was just so excited about Jerry that I had to share the news with you!!! Everything is going so great, I hope nothing bad happens to ruin it. Brando has his annual Dr.Vet visit on Thursday morning. That has me a little scared. I'm just afraid of bad news. Do me a HUGE favor, ok people, please say a little prayer that Brando gets a clean bill of health. It would really mean a lot if you did. I would really appreciate it. I'll love you all forever if you do this for me, promise!!!